Category Archives: From the CM Trenches
Jamon PM is Found Guilty of Embezzlement: Refuses to Step Down From Position
Written by: Ally Ma Simulated Country: Jamon School: Abbey Park High School Instructor: Mr. Morgan Lin Location: Oakville, ON Live for the People party was elected into power by an overwhelming majority with Mr. Bozor as the leader. At the time, … Continue reading
Lizzolandia’s Polling Payoff
Written by: Madeleine Dmen, Antonton Wonton, & Spedmen Migee Simulated Country: Lizzolandia School: Harold Panabaker Jr High School Instructor: Ms. Loretta Lock Location: Calgary, AB A landslide victory for Alfred Jiao of the UPP, this result comes after a grueling day … Continue reading
FROC’s Corrupt Government Refuses to Change
Written by: Youngsoo Kim Simulated Country: FROC School: Heritage Woods Secondary Instructor: Mr. Paul Chaffee Location: Port Moody, BC The year 2001 recently dawned on the Federal Republic of Chaffestan. As the marking of another era, a new year generally leads … Continue reading
Rebellion Forming in Froggy Chair
Written by: Kelsey Bateman Simulated Country: Froggy Chair School: Prescott Learning Centre Instructor: Mrs. Christy Haggarty Location: Spruce Grove, AB With the election being recently finished in the land of Froggy Chair, the hex auction was expected to be an exciting … Continue reading
Is Greed Killing Sporknife?
Written by: Eli Ziehr Simulated Country: Sporknife Island School: St Peter the Apostle Instructor: Mrs. Lenna Zimmer Location: Spruce Grove, AB Shalom Sporknifians, I have noticed a prominent issue plaguing our beautiful nation for a while now. The issue I am … Continue reading
Black Panther News: Important Electoral Information
Written by: Ashley D Simulated Country: St. Wakanda School: ST. JOHN XXIII Instructor: Mr. Kris Christianson Location: Edmonton, AB Good evening my fellow St. Wakandians and welcome to the first issue of Black Panter News! This will be a (bi?)weekly newspaper … Continue reading
Corrupt Government Rules Lawless Country
Written by: Jessica Bear Simulated Country: Concoria School: Centennial Collegiate & Vocational Institute Instructor: Ms. Katie Gad Location: Guelph, ON After elections the public quickly released that their government only wanted money, making only one rule that made them the only … Continue reading
ECC Prime Minister Does Not Care About Sick Kids
Written by: Bruce Scott Simulated Country: ECC School: Abbey Park High School Instructor: Ms. Melissa Sinclair Location: Oakville, ON This developing story is as shocking as it sounds! The government of the island country ECC has just denied a developer electricity … Continue reading
Sporknife Island Hosts Intense Auction For Land
Written by: Kieran MacDonell Simulated Country: Sporknife Island School: St Peter the Apostle Instructor: Ms. Lenna Zimmer Location: Spruce Grove, AB Shalom my fellow Sporknifians I am glad to present to you the first edition of my annual news articles which … Continue reading
The Authoritarian State of Isle of Geoff
Written by: Spencer Diver Simulated Country: Isle of Geoff School: Bluevale Collegiate Institute Instructor: Mr. Sahil Kumar Location: Waterloo, ON The Surprise Party of the Isle of Geoff was elected into power and seemingly seemed like a normal party. Their policies were … Continue reading