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The Lizzolandia Tribune

Lizzolandia is bursting at its seams with major news ________________________________________________________________________________________________ Simulated Country: Lizzolandia School: Harold Panabaker Jr High School Instructor: Ms. Loretta Lock Location: Calgary, AB ________________________________________________________________________________________________ LIZZOLANDIA HEALTH REPORT Written by: Kaitlyn G. —————————————————– 2001 End of Year Reports The … Continue reading

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An Intense Election in Radish

Written by: Zach Harnack Simulated Country: Radish School: Beiseker Community School Instructor: Ms. Amy Milaney Location: Beiseker, AB After all political parties were formed, things quickly seemed to get exciting as the election campaigns swung into motion. Everybody in said parties … Continue reading

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Possibility of Taxes Not Being Input

Written by: Catalina S. Simulated Country: Lizzolandia School: Harold Panabaker Jr High School Instructor: Ms. Loretta Lock Location: Calgary, AB “We need taxes for healthcare and education,” quoted Ms. McDonald. “It needs to go towards all that, and to make sure … Continue reading

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Jamon PM is Found Guilty of Embezzlement: Refuses to Step Down From Position

Written by: Ally Ma Simulated Country: Jamon School: Abbey Park High School Instructor: Mr. Morgan Lin Location: Oakville, ON Live for the People party was elected into power by an overwhelming majority with Mr. Bozor as the leader. At the time, … Continue reading

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Lizzolandia’s Polling Payoff

Written by: Madeleine Dmen, Antonton Wonton, & Spedmen Migee Simulated Country: Lizzolandia School: Harold Panabaker Jr High School Instructor: Ms. Loretta Lock Location: Calgary, AB A landslide victory for Alfred Jiao of the UPP, this result comes after a grueling day … Continue reading

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FROC’s Corrupt Government Refuses to Change

Written by: Youngsoo Kim Simulated Country: FROC School: Heritage Woods Secondary Instructor: Mr. Paul Chaffee Location: Port Moody, BC The year 2001 recently dawned on the Federal Republic of Chaffestan. As the marking of another era, a new year generally leads … Continue reading

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Rebellion Forming in Froggy Chair

Written by: Kelsey Bateman Simulated Country: Froggy Chair School: Prescott Learning Centre Instructor: Mrs. Christy Haggarty Location: Spruce Grove, AB With the election being recently finished in the land of Froggy Chair, the hex auction was expected to be an exciting … Continue reading

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Is Greed Killing Sporknife?

Written by: Eli Ziehr Simulated Country: Sporknife Island School: St Peter the Apostle Instructor: Mrs. Lenna Zimmer Location: Spruce Grove, AB Shalom Sporknifians, I have noticed a prominent issue plaguing our beautiful nation for a while now. The issue I am … Continue reading

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Black Panther News: Important Electoral Information

Written by: Ashley D Simulated Country: St. Wakanda School: ST. JOHN XXIII Instructor: Mr. Kris Christianson Location: Edmonton, AB Good evening my fellow St. Wakandians and welcome to the first issue of Black Panter News! This will be a (bi?)weekly newspaper … Continue reading

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Corrupt Government Rules Lawless Country

Written by: Jessica Bear Simulated Country: Concoria School: Centennial Collegiate & Vocational Institute Instructor: Ms. Katie Gad Location: Guelph, ON After elections the public quickly released that their government only wanted money, making only one rule that made them the only … Continue reading

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