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Mud Slinging Takes Over Civic Mirror Country

Hexaslovakian, a country under the leadership of instructor Ben Boucher at Bluevale Collegiate Institute in Waterloo, Ontario, Member of Parliament Jon began his morning on Tuesday November 2, 2010 bright and early with this post:

Benjamin, I feel that the actions you have taken to strip the government of all its money was inappropriate and made you severely hypocritical. You may say, “That doesn’t even make any sense.” After you took the time to sue Brent, you went behind the peoples’ back and did the exact same thing you accused him of.

MP Ben replied with a succinct rebuttal,

“Your logic makes no sense. Try again.”

Of course MP Jon responded,

“Excuse Me Mr. MP, but I believe you understand perfectly well the reasoning behind my logic, so I kindly ask you to give the people of Hexaslovakia an explanation.

MP Ben replied,

“I will explain my position in town hall today, that way everyone will receive the same explanation.”

The topic became heated as the each MP began to argue about correct spelling and grammar within their posts.   Much like politicians in countries like the United States, the two MP’s began to sling verbal mud at one another.  The post ended with first with MP Jon’s comment,

“I feel our citizens deserve to know that Mr. Lidbetter took it upon himself to press the power button on my computer while i responded not once but twice very mature for one of our nations leaders.”

And finally an accusation from MP Dan,

“Ben I am seriously concerned that you felt the need to accuse me of stealing from the government while you have stole ten thousand dollars and the power hex and show no intention of returning them.”

Hexaslovakians have a long road to hoe if they are looking for peace within their own government.  Will Ben be able to wriggle out of trouble, or will he find himself without a job?

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