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“Wrath” Strikes Fear into Mountain Dew at Nelson High School

Written by Mac Fletcher

mountain_dewIn Ms. Leslie Knowles Civic Mirror classroom at Nelson High School, in Burlington, Ontario, terror has struck in the nation of “Mountain Dew”. Reportedly, a man only known by the moniker “Wrath” attempted to spark Nation-wide fights by turning students on each other. His method of doing so? Threatening to reveal a hidden agenda.

This writer was there to cover the whole story as a regular Town hall meeting turned into a 45-minute argument with accusations and insults being thrown all over the classroom and friends become enemies. Prime Minister Thomas MacDonald was able to contain the situation however, and investigations are currently under way to discern just who “Wrath” really is.

Many suspect local laughing stock ‘Alec Gain’, due to him being out of town at the time of the incident. Others have even turned on their best friends. Stay tuned to see how this story pans out, and be on the lookout for “Wrath”.

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5 Responses to “Wrath” Strikes Fear into Mountain Dew at Nelson High School

  1. Jack Sparaga says:

    (Ironically, I found this post flashing through the top banner)

    Another member of this class, my outlook is that this “Wrath” isn’t trying to do much else than strike fear and distrust into the minds of our citizens. The likelihood of this cyber-hoodlum knowing all of our agendas is quite slim. The real question here is why they want to do this.

  2. Shawn Backwell says:

    My Boy Mac Miller.

  3. Zuya A says:

    Sick bro