Just before eight am Tropijian (a country based Brentwood Academy in Brentwood, Tennessee) Citizen Molley, posted this report:
“Last night at 5:05 pm, the Tropiji Police Department received a 911 call from a distressed citizen. Said person’s name is Mr. Arthur East, none other than the Vice President Amanda East’s brother. Mr. East said that there was someone breaking into his apartment. Here is the following 911 call:
“There’s someone banging on my front door. There’s this- this guy yelling at me! I think he’s got a weapon, please send someone over befo-”
And at this point, the call abruptly cut off. By the time our country’s police got to Mr. Arthur East’s apartment, the door had been broken down, and the where abouts of Mr. East were a mystery. The crime scene indicates that someone broke into the apartment, kidnapping Mr. East for unknown reasons. There was no ransom or note of any kind. Police are baffled.
Here is Vice President East’s reaction to the disappearance of her brother:
“I can’t believe that someone would take Arthur; he’s never done anything to anyone! I just dont understand…”
However, could it be that Mr. East was abducted as a terrorist threat in an attempt to control a person of power in our government? You decide.
Our government has yet to develop a FBI or investigator headquarters of any sort; they are now hiring private investigators to help recover Mr. East’s location. Please submit a resume to the government’s post “Jobs for the People” if you are interested.
With questions looming Tropjians are faced with trying to solve this crime. How will they manage? Find out through my new series: Murder in Tropjia: An FBI Investigation
you spelled my name wrong, lolz. it’s Molly, no ‘e’
haha, this is the second time I’ve made front page news on the entire website… cool. Oh, and we’re not the FBI; we changed it to CTU (Counter Terrorist Unit)