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A Capitalist Type of Love

Written by: Alan R.

Simulated Country: Night of the Flying Squirrel
School: Meadowridge School
Instructor: Mr. Donald Lockhart
Location: Maple Ridge, BC

WAKE UP CITIZENS

The time is now, the country of Flinterland has attacked us. Their ex prime minister (who holds a lot of power) has told an MP to Kermit suicide. This is an act of aggression against our country, we must protect our country and all that we believe in. Because of that I wish for our government to establish a military. This man has also personally accused me of adultery and gluttony.

WE CANNOT AFFORD FOR THIS BEHAVIOUR TO HAPPEN.

We must go to war against Flinterland!

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