This is the third installment of our four-part Roasted Marshmallow Newspaper series about the Civic Mirror Country “Trixtown” at Turner Fenton Secondary School in Brampton, Ontario.
Mike the Situation: “The Biggest Scammer” shows his True Colors
– Written by Danyal
Today, Trixtown was put into a “state of emergency” by PM Varun and the government of Trixtown. This huge crisis has struck Trixtown because Citizen Michael Lee, who owns the apartment at D4 has evicted all residents from his apartment and has just reserved space for himself. This sparked an outcry in the nation! PM Varun already had important announcements to make but was not previously aware of this issue. It was added to the list once Queen Trix of Turner caught the forum post and shocked, immediately said, “The biggest scammer, get up!” and the proceedings were under way.
Michael Lee made this official announcement at 3am Wednesday morning on the forums which held everyone in disbelief that morning. He stated in his post that, “nobody will live in the apartment at D4 besides myself” and there was no specified reason for him taking such an action, he just stated, “I feel that this must be done and I will never change my mind. The people in my apartment right now will be evicted as soon as possible.” This decision was not taken contentedly by the six citizens who used to reside in Michael’s apartment as they are completely homeless as of now.
PM Varun addressed this issue in front of the country today and he also asked Michael publicly, “Is there anything we [the government] or any other citizen can do for you or give you”, but Michael refused with a big grin on his face. Since two out of the six people that were evicted had contracts, PM Varun proposed the possibility of them suing Michael in court and he also stated, “the government will most probably have a court case ready against Michael” (paraphrased). Even after all of that, Michael stood strong in his decision and did not give in to any of the offers made by the government.
Now it had to fall in the hands of our PM to resolve this crisis. Even PM Varun doesn’t have the most clear idea on how to solve this issue because when asked he replied, “I don’t have a solid answer for you yet, because amending the constitution is a lot of work…basically I’m attempting to force him to let these people back in and making it legal to do so.” The PM is doing all he can to amend the constitution and make it legal for him to somehow force Michael into letting these people live in the apartment, but nothing has been finalised as of yet, work is still in progress.
Why’d he do it? This is the one mysterious question that remains unanswered, but something definitely seems fishy behind that evil grin of his. Nevertheless, there are still six people who are in risk of deaths due to the fact that there residence was snatched away, but the government is doing the best it can to resolve this upheaval.
Stay tuned for the fourth and final installment of Trixtown’s Roasted Marshmallow Newspaper this Thursday, April 28th.
